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Confidential dossier
Private story files, evidence shots, and shed-side notes for listeners who want the full version.
Banned files
Keep it under your hat, bach. The council does not need to see this.
This page is built like a shed noticeboard on purpose: rough evidence, untidy details, and story bits that did not make the final podcast edit.
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Bryn's note
The smell of ozone sat in that shed for three days, and Henderson called it "suspicious electrical conduct." It looked more like allotment theatre to me.
That afternoon never made the full episode. By sunset, the kettle had tripped twice, the marrow looked lightly toasted, and half the plots were arguing over whether the setup broke two committee rules or six. The battery went home in disgrace. The mug of tea did not survive either.
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